May 28th, 2010
Indianapolis Strip Clubs: Geoff Calkins: Zach Randolph’s friends stay within striking distance
Only problem: A couple nights ago, Randolph was in a Los Angeles strip club at 2 a.m., where one of his people may or may not have jumped a guy.
So commitment means hanging out at strip clubs. And distancing yourself from bad characters means getting them to take care of your house.
Here’s hoping “he’s not a target of the investigation right now” doesn’t mean “but he will be soon enough.” The way things have been going for Randolph lately, it’s hard to have much confidence.
The man is the target of headline writers across the country, for two fiascos in two disparate states.
“Is Zach Randolph Indiana’s Drug Kingpin?” wrote the wildly popular sports website, deadspin.com.
“NBA Star Named In Strip Club Beatdown,” wrote the entertainment website, tmz.com.