May 25th, 2010
Indianapolis Strip Clubs: LeBron James: Why Not Indiana?
LeBron James: Why Not Indiana?
LeBron,
Hear me out on this one. Why not Indiana?
Don’t even mention this idea to your posse because they will shoot it down faster than Plaxico Burress at a strip club.
Please forget that less than a week ago I called you, “over-hyped, over-marketed, and an overrated basketball player.” As well as other harsh comments such as, “saying his name in the same sentence as Michael Jordan , Magic Johnson, or Larry Bird is an insult to some of the fiercest competitors the game has ever seen.”
By now every feasible city and team in the NBA are figuring out ways to roll out the red carpet for you, “The King.”
Cleveland put together a lame song titled, “We are LeBron,” with the lyrics, “Just tell us King, what changes we must make, We’ll rename every street ‘LeBron’ if that’s what it takes…”